Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday. A severe yeast infection is blamed for shortening his life. He was 81.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. The turnover was in the dozens, many of which were celebrities. Some of the celebrities included Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes, while just loafing around. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife, a real tart. They have two children, and one in the oven. The funeral will be tomorrow, at 350 for about 20 minutes. |
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