AN ODE TO SPELLING CHECKERS


     I have a spelling checker

     It came with my PC.

     It plane lee marks four my revue

     Miss steaks aye can knot see.



     Eye ran this poem threw it.

     Your sure real glad two no.

     Its very polished in its weigh,

     My checker tolled me sew.



     A checker is a blessing.

     It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

     It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

     And aides me when aye rime.



     Each frays comes posed up on my screen

     Eye trussed too bee a joule.

     The checker pours o'er every word

     To cheque sum spelling rule.



     Bee fore a veiling checkers

     Hour spelling mite decline,

     And if we're laks oar have a laps,

     We wood bee maid too wine.



     Butt now bee cause my spelling

     Is checked with such grate flare,

     There are know faults with in my cite,

     Of nun eye am a wear.



     Now spelling does not phase me,

     It does knot bring a tier.

     My pay purrs awl due glad den

     With wrapped words fare as hear.



     To rite with care is quite a feet

     Of witch won should be proud,

     And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

     Sew flaws are knot aloud.



     Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

     Such soft wear four pea seas,

     And why eye brake in two averse

     Buy righting want too please.

- Author Unknown


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